Anti-Zutara: They think they are so smart but they are really stupid and think they know the characters better than the creators but they so don't.
Zutara: Wow . . . that describes you crazy assholes to a tee. Fanon Maiko and Fanon Kataang resembles the real thing about as much as Uncle Iroh resembles Eddie Murphy dressed as Respusha (google it). To be a true canon nazi . . . one must embrace that both canon relationships suck so you have to change the characters to make them good relationships (which sounds a lot like fanon). All we needed were three little words during that Agni Kai heal scene and our ship would already be better portrayed and more interesting than the other ones within the series without the random kiss sequences.
Anti-Zutara: You all are obsessed and make the whole Avatar fandom look bad.
Zutara: Right . . . and you guys don't? You have to know what Zutarians are doing at all times so you can make a dumbass counter argument for things that are not your god damn business. Admit it . . . you want to be us so you try to control us and try get rid of us but that will never happen so you circle us like starving vultures for the chance for some meat. You make sure to badmouth us in other fandoms so your word becomes “truth” to others who don't know the real story. I ask you who is truly obsessed?
Anti-Zutara: Hating a series for a pairing not happening is retarded.
Zutara: I personally dislike the series because Season Three did such a shitty job of wrapping everything up. We had to sit through episodes of filler nonsense that added nothing to the storyline but have things that were relevant to the storyline dropped at the last minute because they ran out of time. I do not cheer for Gary Stus which is what the title character is. I do not cheer for plot devices (that are there just for said Gary Stu like some stupid randomly placed question mark box from the Super Mario Series) that are so ridiculous that I can't help but laugh at the absurdity of it. Add that little knowledge to the fact that we had to wait for months to see these really “awesome” episodes, and during those months I got acquainted with an asshole stalker like you. I could lie and say Avatar was worth all that but it is not even worth lying over.
Anti-Zutara: You are beneath us.
Zutara: I got the creators to talk about me moreso than the Maiko part of your personalty. They talked about me along side your Kataang personalty. They even used time to endear their series to the fans to talk about me and lost some of their fans because of it. They probably don't care you exist (yet you courageously defend their honor like a good puppy) but they sure or passionate and tenacious about me. I am beneath you. I am above you. I am around you. I own you.
Anti-Zutara: I will get you eventually.
Zutara: Don't make me laugh. I am too big for you to handle.
Anti-Zutara: You're just bitter cuz your ship did not happen so you don't matter.
Zutara: You're still here? Of course you are still here. Where else would you be? I am the Zuko to your Jet. I am the Zuko to your Azula (you guys kind of act like her after she went off the deep end but your probably say that about me). I am the Katara to your Hama. I am the Iroh to your Ozai. I am the Shakespeare to your Bryke. I am the ring to your Smeagol. I am . . . therefore you are.
